Beep, the red pony was the ring leader in the jailbreak on Saturday. I left for a cyclocross race and while I’d closed the gate in the barn leading to the aisleway I didn’t latch it. Beep knows how to push the gate open and has bolted out twice already but she didn’t get far as the main door was closed. This time though I not only didn’t latch the gate but left the big door open about two feet.
So I’m tooling home from my cyclocross race and I stop at Tractor Supply to get some more bedding. I shoved four bales in on top of my bike and as I was driving home I get a phone call. It was my old neighbor, Myranda, who had come by the farm with her husband. “Did you know your horses are across the street in the alfalfa field?”
Yipe! (say that like Scooby doo).
We had a bad cell phone connection but managed to communicate that yes, I would like her to catch the horses and yes, put them back.
I had no idea how long the two of them had been munching on fresh alfalfa but I don’t think it was more than an hour. I saw their tracks in the field and they weren’t that far in. Even better, they were in Joe’s front yard, more or less and no one noticed there were two equines out front.
So now I know; that pony is sneaky and crafty. I can just see the two of them crossing the street. If they could talk it’d go something like this:
Beep: “One two, hey, it’s open! I’m outta here.”
Oz: “Wait for me!”
Beep: “Alfalfa’s over here.”
Oz: “I know how to cross the street..follow me.”
Beep: munch munch
Oz: snurf, snorf crunch crunch
Hour later: Human voice: “Oscar!!”
Oz: “Busted, whoa, gotta go! Oh hey, an apple!”
Human: “Sucker”
That’s all for now.
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