Cooper and the Spark Plug....a children's story
Once upon a time there was a small, white dog who liked to steal things. His name was Mini Cooper and he had a big friend named Oscar.
Here they are, best buddies.
The little white dog lived on a farm. He loved to run around the farm and find things to chew on.
One day, when his human was working on her ATV, Mini-Cooper found a little white box. His human wasn't looking at him. She was looking at her ATV.
Since she was busy, Mini Cooper picked up the little white box and showed it to his human. She said "You little bas(&*&^*^Td)! Oh boy. It was Mini Cooper's favorite game so he ran for the door and across the yard with the human running after him. They ran up the hill and through the garden. Then across the yard and back through the garden. He played and played with the little white box and made sure the human couldn't catch him.
Finally Mini Cooper got tired and dropped the box. Only the spark plug had fallen out so his human started up the game again. Oh boy!! So Mini Cooper and the human ran all over the yard again looking for the thing in the box. The human finally found it and installed the spark plug in the ATV and could take the stinking manure down to the pit.
The end.
9 comments:
This stupid thing ate my message and I ain't writing it all over again.
IN short: Great story
Better than America's Funniest
your new kitchen will be publishable
Blah blah blah
I GOT IT!
And you are mistooken calling him
"You little bas(&*&^*^Td)!"
He is waaaay too small
to be a Basset Hound.
bassett hound?? !! Ha!~
That little sh*&^^T was in my way this morning when I was trying to get the mower blade off. Dang he can be annoying!
Nawwwwwww
He aint no Shitzu neither!
I told you to give me that cute little dog, but nooooooooooooo, that's what you get for not sharing, hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah, that perfect little puppy would NEVER do that to me. !!!!!!!!!!! SO THERE!!!
Au contraire!!! This little dog will bite your socks--with your feet in them. He's not picky either. Me, house guests either is fine! Spend 5 minutes with this dog (who is eating the fluff out of the armchair as I type) and you'll be thrilled to send him back!
First you have to give him to me, bring him along when you come up this weekend.Do you think your dad will go for that?? Noooooooo he wont, darn, double darn
Better yet, Doris,
You guys come down to visit while I'm doing the kitchen and YOU can share - no, entertain - the non-bassetthound/shitzu while we actually get something DONE. No lost part or tools that way!
ok, but only if there is beer, not wine, beer, that's my choice of drink. Becky, have you tried to feed that little mutt some wine??That will slow him down, hahah.
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